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I'm thinking Nick Lachey is regretting dumping Kristin Cavallari after seeing those pictures eh? Or.. maybe not. She was too young for him anyway.

Sigh... I hope he finds someone soon though. With all the celeb couples breaking up (Matt LeBlanc just split from his wife yesterday!), it'd be nice to have a nice new couple hooking up y'know? And getting married. And staying married.

Then, there's Brangelina. They've been together forever (or so it seems) and they're still not married yet. Tons of rumors have emerged, from the location of their wedding to wedding reception ideas to what tiny tux Maddox will be wearing as the ringbearer! Okay fine, the last one was just me... but still, can somebody somewhere get married already?
posted by Tim at 6:17 PM

 
So the MuchMusic VJ search is still going on but they already have a separate new VJ? I like her though. She's from Cyprus, if I read correctly and she's also lived in London, England. She seems smart too, unlike the ditz that is Leah Miller. I know I don't get MuchMusic here in New York but I'll be rooting for this new girl.
posted by Tim at 6:15 PM

 
So after making us wait for a gazillion years we finally got two new episodes of Everwood last night. And well... I could barely stay awake for the first episode and didn't end up watching the second one. People have told me that Everwood is a boring show and I disagree. It's just very slow paced and last night's ep definitely needed some action or spice or something! Thank goodness for the light-hearted fun on Bright and Hannah because otherwise, I would've totally fallen right asleep! (I believe Joelle actually DID fall asleep...)

I'm sad that Ephram and Amy broke up even though he's "her person." Awwww.... And I'm also sad that Nina got back together with Jake because he's NOT her person. Andy is! Oh and I'm sad that Delia is bitching her father out! Is it just me or did she go from being a little kid last week to a teenager this week? Sigh... they grow up so fast don't they?

But if you thought that was sad, wait until the next few episodes. Apparently, funeral flowers may be in order for one of the characters... Any guesses as to who it could be? I'm thinking Irv because the black ones always die first... hehe j/k.
posted by Tim at 12:00 AM

 
I don't know what's weirder - seeing Haley Joel Osmant all grown up or seeing Diana DeGarmo (from American Idol) try to do the Roc-a-Fella diamond gesture... Oh my...



posted by Tim at 8:04 PM

 
Hilarious x 10000! I L.O.V.E. this!


posted by Tim at 9:55 PM

 
I've loved Keri Russell since her Mickey Mouse Club days. And yes, I ACTUALLY watched MMC back when it was on. I didn't just catch the reruns after the Justin and Britney phrase. But I digress.. Here are pictures of Keri on the set of Mission Impossible with Tom Cruise...



Why am I scared after seeing these photos that Tom's next "fiance" will be Keri Russell? It's something about the way he's holding her a little too tightly... Please don't let Keri be the next Katie Holmes! Please!
posted by Tim at 10:32 AM

 
No four words make me giddier on a Tuesday night.

"This... is American Idol!"

Mandisa, Chris, Katherine, Kelly. That's where my votes would've gone tonight if only I could have voted! I'm in the U.S. so technically I'm supposed to be able to vote but everytime I dialed one of the contestants' numbers I got a "call could not be completed message!" Booo! I'm thinking it's cuz I use Verizon and Idol is sponsored by Cingular? I dunno.. but this is very disappointing.
posted by Tim at 10:09 PM

 
You just know the tabloids are having a field day with this one...

Here are pics of Jessica Simpson ACTING pregnant as part of her new movie. She's ACTING. But still, I can picture the headlines now: Is Jessica pregnant?! NO. Because she's ACTING.




Now you all know I love Mariah. But she has GOT to stop with the dressing slutty thing. I mean, granted, she's lost weight and looks good, but she's frickin' 36 years old! Put some clothes on woman! Sigh... she'll never learn...


posted by Tim at 5:05 PM

 

(*taken from www.perezhilton.com)

What do we think of the new Kevin Federline? Apparenly he donated his hair to "locks for love" or one of those charity organizations that make wigs. Imagine wearing Kevin Federline's hair? Eww.
posted by Tim at 9:21 PM

 
For all the time she talks about keeping your face "fierce," Tyra Banks sure has some ugly moments on ANTM. What bugs me (and what makes me laugh) is when they transition from a fierce or fun picture of Tyra into a shot of her looking well... bad.

Some examples:

Picture 1: Tyra's "example" photo shown before judging

Picture 2: Tyra at judging


Picture 1: Tyra having a laugh with Nigel

Picture 2: Tyra immediately after, as the girls walk back in to hear the results

posted by Tim at 6:21 PM

 
So I watched American Idol on download and I have to say I was very unimpressed. I could have had more fun learning about vioxx lawsuits. No one really stood out and maybe it's cuz Stevie Wonder songs are either overplayed on Idol or just too hard to sing for the first show. That being said, I was tres surprised that Ace (don't call me Constantine) Young and Lisa (Baby Aaliyah) Tucker were in the bottom three. Kevin and Bucky need to be out. And I don't mean Gay Clay out but just out off the show. And then the real competition will begin.

Now for some pics... hot-hot-not:

Jessica Alba... hot!


Stacy Kiebler... hotttt!


And finally... is this not the best picture ever? There are so many layers of subtext here I am going insane!

posted by Tim at 8:59 PM

 
Back from the UK where it was cold! I know London's all cultured and trendy and stuff but something about the dreary weather just made me want to get an Orlando Vacation Home Rental and move down south.

In London I learned about the UK version of Paris Hilton called Chantelle; Mel C's comeback comeback; punk-meets-vintage markets; and vioxx class action. (Sorry, I just had to put that in there... Karla, forgive me! No more mention of a vioxx lawsuit after this k? haha)

No time for a real update so I'll leave you with this picture to ponder:

So THIS is what former boy-banders look like. (In case you can't tell, that's Joey from NSYNC and AJ from BSB). Methinks AJ's been hittin' the bottle again....
posted by Tim at 11:59 PM

 
Uh oh. Brad the dad has some competition coming his way for title of "Cutest fake dad ever!"




Watch out Brad, cuz here comes Nick Lachey!


Who plays dad better? Brad or Nick?
posted by Tim at 5:32 PM

 
Somehow, despite having a draft of my masters project and a newspaper job application package due today, I managed to sit through the entire Oscars broadcast last night.

I'd like to think that it was roommate bonding time (my roommate, Thomas, watched it with me) but considering we said all of one word to each other during the entire 3.5 hours, I don't think there was much bonding going on. (The word btw, was "Whoa" when Three 6 Mafia won for best song).

I don't really have that much to write about the Oscars, so let's get down to some more exciting news!

You know Ford Models? The winner of America's Next Top Model gets a modelling contract with Ford, a very respectable and well-known agency. Well guess who the new face of Ford Models is?

Avril freakin' Lavigne!

Here are some shots of her Ford Models portfolio. The thing is, doesn't it look like Avril's poses have been used before?






Okay so that last shot isn't exactly the same, but I swear Nicole Ritchie did a pose like that before Avril.

So, the new Avril. Like it or not?
posted by Tim at 2:05 PM

 
WHAAAAAAT?!!!! The Nick Lachey post-Jessica relationship drama continues.... oy vey. This new one is definitely a shocker.
posted by Tim at 7:09 PM

 
Question!

How does Destiny's Child go from looking like this:


to this?:


Oh and how the hell did Tom Hanks end up looking like this?:

posted by Tim at 12:30 PM

 
What'd I tell you? Click HERE and then hear me say "I told you so."
posted by Tim at 3:13 PM

 
OHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
posted by Tim at 9:52 PM

 


Oh gawd. Why do I get the feeling that this innocent picture is going to be plastered all over the celeb mags next week with the heading "Nick's New Lady Love" or something like that?

Nick should be smart enough to know there's no such thing as "just a photo" in Hollywood. Hmm.. methinks Alyssa Milano is deesperate to get back into the limelight and "Charmed" her way into a photographer's dream come true. Can Nick and Jess just get back together already? And can Alyssa Milano look in a mirror and correct that horrible lipstick? Thanks.

Instead of taking photos with C-list celebs, Nick just needs to lay low, play some Golden Tee Complete or something and just stay out of the tabloids until his solo CD comes out and he can wow us with his actual talent.

Wow. I sound bitter/angry/moody. I need a drink.
posted by Tim at 11:36 AM

 
So, what did we all think of last night's American Idol?

I missed most of it but managed to catch the recaps and well, as Randy would say, it was just "aight" to me. Then, if I were Randy, I would look over the to sad looking group of boys to my right and ask the "dawgs" what they thought as well, thereby subjecting them to embarassingly making baby noises and pumping their arms and fists again for the umpteeth time.

So basically my point is that the girls were just okay.

I do feel bad for whoever's going home tonight though cuz last week the eliminations were rough. Did you noticed how at the end Ryan just stopped the whole suspense thing? He used to at least pause a bit for effect (Ie. "And going home tonight is.... (PAUSE) _____ ) but last week he skipped it altogether (Ie. "And going home tonight is Billy Bob" or whatever).

It must be devastating for these kids, even more so because they actually thought they were stars. Sad times all around. Let's send flowers to them or something or at least promise to cast them in another reality show to prolong their 15 minutes.
posted by Tim at 8:34 AM