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Congratulations to Katie Holmes on her contract.. I mean, marriage to Tom Cruise. Wow, look at her. She looks so happy doesn't she? Practically glowing and beaming with joy and... oh who am I kidding? That picture looks straight out of Medieval textbooks under "women trapped in castle tower." Heck, I bet Katie would even prefer getting rescued by Shrek than to have to go through with this "wedding."

Whatever, if Katie is truly happy like she says she is, then hey, good for her. But if she's as sad as she looks in that photo, then I say good luck. You'll need it.
posted by Tim at 6:03 PM