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Quick thoughts on the past two days of TV:

1. I rushed home from class yesterday to catch Jennifer Aniston on Oprah's 20th season premiere. I thought for sure, Jen would spill something juicy about Brad and Angie to Oprah. I mean, it's Oprah! EVERYONE cries and pours out their heart to her! But alas, Jen just sat there looking pretty and drank champagne and I think, just really wanted to move on from the Brad thing. Good for her I say.. although I really just wanted her to call Angie a bitch or say she still loves Brad or offer to have his children if he returns to her.. or something like that...

2. Oprah may have invited the Hermes guy to apologize to her on her show, but methinks she's still pissed about the whole "They snubbed me because I was black" incident. But did you see the video footage? They snubbed her because she was fat, with no makeup, didn't do her hair and was wearing a VERY UNflattering purple tracksuit! Oprah honey, Cindy Crawford couldn't get into Hermes dressed like that okay? It's not because you were black; it's because you were UGLY.. I mean, underdressed for the posh boutique...

3. Why was there a "rematch" for "Dancing with the stars?" What's done is done! I mean, you don't see obssessed Clay Aiken fans still protesting his loss to Ruben Studdard! Wait...

Still, I tried watching the show tonight but I was just so unimpressed with the performers. They've had like, what, 3 months since the first finale to practise their moves? Yet somehow they still looked really sloppy and unmotivated and... OLD! I'd rather watch the kids on (the very grammatically incorrectly titled) "So You think you can dance" thank you very much.

4. And then there was the finale of (the also poorly spelled) "R U the girl with T-Boz and Chilli?" It's a show where girls compete to record a single and perform on stage with the T and C of TLC. Only it's a show on UPN so you know no one will watch and the winner will probably be unheard from after the finale. I mean, does anyone (beside me) still remember Jessica from "The Road to Stardom with Missy Elliot?" What happened to HER promised single? Tonight's TLC finale show reminded me of all the good ol' TLC hits - Creep, Waterfall, No Scrubs... those were the days... (Fun Tim Trivia: TLC's "Waterfalls" was the first single I bought... on cassette!) The winner of tonight's show, btw, was named "O So Krispie." I'm not kidding. That was the name she used. Remember it because this is the first and last time we'll be hearing from her. No one watches UPN shows.

5. Everyone watches UPN's "America's Next Top Model!" I was so excited for tonight's "where are they now?" show! I mean, it was great to see all the girls from last season again... well, except lesbo-Michelle, because let's face it, she is so weird! And she also had that nasty flesh-eating bacteria on her face last season so you know, GROSS!

Anyway, the show did a nice job of updating us on all the models - all of whom are apparently now in New York pursuing their career. So you know what that means... My camera and stalking kit is ready to go! First stop: Kahlen (who got this punky "choppy" haircut and was wearing really Avril-like cut up clothes but still looked pretty!)

Someone who didn't look so pretty...

Somebody got knocked up... (or is just wearing a very unfortunate outfit...)
posted by Tim at 10:45 PM