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Hi... I think I'm (sniff, sniff).. I'm moving to Hawaii tomorrow... forever!

So uh, wanna sleep together now?

Worst reason to have sex ever! But still, the montage of Ryan and Marissa getting heavy, Jimmy getting beaten and Kirsten (not) getting drunk was really well filmed and put together. And the last scene with Kirsten reading the letter followed by Julie left standing at the altar? Tres touching and emotional. Julie seemed almost genuinely sad and not like she was cooking up another scheme of hers!

As for the new characters this year, I only have two Maya-Rudolph-as-Donatella-Versace words: GET OUT!!! Jeri Ryan is too creepy! What is the deal with her?! I still can't figure out what her "mystery" is all about but packing away a Cohen family portrait in her little bag was really weird and frightening. And telling the real estate agent that she was moving to "the beach?" Uh oh... methinks trouble's brewing in Newport Beach and she don't look pretty.

And Taylor and Dean Hess? They are SO hooking up backstage at the school musical if you know what I mean. Well, what I mean is that they are hooking up backstage at the school musical. Usually I'm all for the bitchy characters - jappy girls in high school are a TV cliche I really enjoy - but Taylor is just either a really bad actress or a really bad character.. or maybe both. But at least her and Summer's rivalry will bring back the "don't mess with me" Summer we know and love! Yeah for bitchy, black-talking Summer!
posted by Tim at 9:12 PM