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Sass is an ass.

My "friends" over on the Canadian Idol message boards (and by "friends" I mean stupid nine-year old kids who reported me and kicked me off the boards for being "mean") have been writing about how Sass Jordan is really harsh and extra-critical toward the girl contestants but gushes over the guys. I never really thought much of this... until tonight!

Elena delivered SUCH a soulful and flawless performance and I can't believe Sass had the nerve to say that she hated it! She hasn't said one good thing about Elena yet. And dissing Kalan Porter? That is just... plain... wrong! And was it just me, or did Sass' eyebrows look extra catty tonight? It's as if her makeup artist wanted to bring out the inner bitch even more. Purrroar!

As for Caleb... sigh... I swear the judges were reciting lines tonight when heaping praise on him. (Zack in particular looked so pained when giving his compliments) Caleb is so weird! He's like jerky and thinks he's really cool and adds too many ad-libs to his "singing." There are only two words I can think of to explain why this is happening: "affirmative action," people. Look it up.

Jacob was more earnest and sincere this week and the song he sang is supposedly a Christian song ("You are everything" refers to God, not a girl). This doesn't surprise me considering I overheard his girlfriend talk about Jacob's church praying for him last week. I was all like "what? he goes to church?" and she was all like "yeah, he misses the worship a lot." Except I was talking to myself. And she was responding to someone else.

Finally... I am SO glad I took that picture with Shane Wiebe last week! And you all thought I was being sarcastic about him being good and all! Psssh. Sure his performance was more "laughable" than "enjoyable" but still, way better then anything he's done so far this competition!

I voted for Elena like ten times. Because I liked her performance. And because my Filipino nanny will kill me and poison my lunchbox if I don't.


posted by Tim at 9:59 PM