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A "dialogue" based on tonight's Canadian Idol:

Me: Shane is so off-key and he looks so awkward trying to dance to that uptempo Lionel Ritchie song!
Judges: That was awesome Shane! Way to step it up!

Me: Theresa doesn't sound that good tonight... her voice is so raspy I can barely hear it!
Judges: Great performance! We love the "vulnerability" in your voice!

Me: Jason has no range or emotion in his voice. BO-ring!
Judges: When you sang that line with all that emotion, I was hooked! Fantastic!

Me: Shoot.. that was Elena's worst performance yet. She's SO gonna be in the bottom three tomorrow.
Judges: Elena - THAT is what we've been waiting for! Your best performance since your first audition!

And to prove my ("controversial") theory that the judges are just propping him up because he's black:
Me: Kaleb - Whoa. SO off-key in his delivery. Stop saying "holla" and "yeah" and "mama" like you're some big superstar cuz you're NOT. You can't sing straight! And stop making those "jerky" motions with your shoulders!
Judges: Even though you had some shaky moments...
Me: Yes! They finally agree with me that Kaleb sucks!
Judges: Oh who cares - we love you! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Me: Huh? WTF?

Other thoughts on tonight's ep:
1. Did you notice how hard Ben Mulroney tried making funny banter about college nicknames and stuff but NO one paid any attention to him? And stop over-tanning Lindsay Lo-.. I mean, Ben Mulroney!
2. It was so funny when Elena held up the "Happy Birthday" sign to her friend! Awww....
3. Joshua Sellers - Stop trying to get on camera and hog the spotlight beside Jacob's family! We know you're just there to get some facetime on screen! You're idol time is over so go away!
4. Jon Dore is a comic genius.

Prediction? Shane is out tomorrow. (Jason should be next).


posted by Tim at 9:11 PM