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Yikes! What is going on with celeb news today?! No really, what is going on?

US Magazine reports that Nick and Jessica are officially dunzo. US is usually the mag that defends the splitsville rumors and so when they print a huge headline saying SPLIT! you have to think that it might be true. I honestly didn't think these two would break up.. I mean, sure Jess has changed a lot since the marriage (former preacher's daughter turned wild child sexy vixen) but Nick is so patient and understanding that I thought they'd work it out. I feel bad for Nick here. Not only did he have to put up with his whiny wife, he's been going through the same thing but has not received nearly as much press as Jess has. Nick's solo career has pretty much tanked while Jess has taken off... sigh... poor Nick. You'd at least think this divorce would boost his popularity or something, but I doubt it.

In other news, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby!! Okay, Katie was a virgin and saving herself for marriage! So we all know THAT didn't happen. Damn you Tom Cruise! First luring her with your charm, then proposing to her and thus effecting your control on her life, then sucking her into scientology and now this?! It's one thing to rename her "kate" but to take her virginity and get her preggers?! Damn you Tom Cruise!

I shall do my civic duty and buy a copy of US and then report back with the juicy details of both stories. You're welcome.
posted by Tim at 4:59 PM