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I grabbed one of those free magazines at a restaurant tonight and they were already on their holiday issue! Wow. They had a wish-list and everything!

Sadly, it turned out to be a gay magazine (It was called HX, which I thought was like a cool name until I found out it stood for "Homo Xtra." Not kidding. Shut up.) but still, I was inspired to put together my own "wish-list" for a few celebs that have been in the news lately.

For Lindsay Lohan: A car gps navigation system to help her learn to drive safely and without crashing into paparazzi all the time!

For Jessica Simpson: women's diamond watches to prove that she is still loved and cherished. Note: Gift must be from Nick Lachey and not Johnny Knoxville or the other guy, what's his name from Jackass.

For Paris Latsis (formerly of Paris and Paris): Mortgage rates to help him finance the house he bought in anticipation of living happily ever after with Paris Hilton. He could probably also use a reality check because he actually believed Paris Hilton would want to settle down with him. Pssh.

And finally, for my good friend Azadeh, accutane side effects haha. only she would get that one.
posted by Tim at 11:19 PM