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I think I just may be a little TOO into pop culture happenings. Case in point: I "stumbled" onto the TV Insider gossip page today and came across two cryptic "Guess who the celeb is"-type clues. And you know what? Without taking so much as a moment to draw up US Weekly in my brain, I was able to name the celebrity... this is so sad.

See if you can name them too:

CELEBRITY GUESS WHO #1: This not-so-classy celebrity is out to get her one-time friend and now archrival. She's been heard spewing expletive-filled rants like, "I will ruin her. I made her and I will destroy her." Wonder if her mother approves of such trashy talk.


Uh... DUH! It's Paris Hilton talking about Nicole Ritchie! That wasn't even a hard one; it's been all over the media that they're no longer friends! (My take? Paris was like, totally jealous that like her BFF was like totally getting married and so she like had a hissy fit and "dumped" Nicole to get engaged to the first guy she saw... also named Paris)

Okay, round two:

CELEBRITY GUESS WHO #2: Looks like this Hollywood starlet-wife is getting ready for a nasty divorce battle. Her legal team has subpoenaed a Las Vegas prostitute to try to prove her celebrity hubby didn't keep his promise not to stray.


Okay this was a little harder. But thankfully, I had just glossed over this week's US Weekly cover just yesterday so I was able to decode that this is talking about Denise Richards and her chronically-hooker-obssessed husband Charlie Sheen. This is a sad one, actually, because the two of them just had their second baby together! And Denise has said that she is going to try and raise them herself! Wait... why is Denise Richards in CELEBRITY guess who? What has she been in? How did she suddenly become the US Weekly cover girl? Psssh.
posted by Tim at 10:09 AM