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The best part of Miss Universe is the very beginning when all the contestants state their name, age and country they're representing. The names and accents alone were enough to send my brother and I into crazy fits of laughter tonight. Where else will you meet somehow named Telma de Jesus Esperanca Sonhi and have her say her name like she means it? Where else will you find somehow actually skinnier than Miss Ethiopia? (Heck, Miss Ethiopia? Doesn't that country have more important things to worry about? Like food?) Where else would you find somehow who lists her hobbies as "observing people?" You just know she's a gossip bitch. And did anyone see how they kept repeating "Miss Georgia" and "Miss Greece" and "Miss Georgia" and "Miss Greece" for like 3 times?

For what it's worth, I'm glad Miss Australia won, although I was rooting for Paraguay myself. Who cares if she can't speak a word of English? Did you see her dress?! And Daisy Fuentes - I just wanna say that I've always liked Miss Daisy!

posted by Tim at 11:01 PM