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There is a huge plush dent on the couch in my family room right now. I have been sitting there watching TV since 7:30. A little (okay, a lengthy) recap:

7:30 pm
Kids Week on Jeopardy! Aww.. that Tucker kid is SO adorable! And is that black kid really named Okey? O-kay...

7:33 pm
Alex Trebek: "A piston and a cylinder are parts you find in this..."
Contestants: (silence)
Tim: A car!! What is a car?!
Contestants: (silence)
Alex Trebek: The question is what is a car?
Tim: You guys are so stupid! That was so easy!
Tim's mom: Hey stop it son! These kids are only ten years old. You're twenty-one.

7:46 pm
Alex Trebek: The category is words that begin and end with "D." The answer is: A bomb or explosive that fails to detonate is...
Tim: TNT! What is TNT?!
Contestant: What is dead?
Alex Trebek: That's correct.
Tim: Ohh.. I thought it was TNT.
Tim's mom: The category was "begins and ends with 'D'.. like the letter 'D' Tim!
Tim: Hey stop it mom! I'm only twenty-one!

8:01 pm
Seth Green is SO annoying on That 70s Show. OMG... Summer is on the show tonight! (drool....)

8:12 pm
I totally see the OC Connection tonight! Seth Green's character is like psycho Oliver from OC! Only in a comedy... and without a gun... and shorter... waay shorter...

8:30 pm
I'm so sad that Jasmine is leaving American Idol tonight...

8:50 pm
Oh man... Jasmine sang that song SO well... I'm so sad that Jasmine is leaving American Idol tonight...

8:55 pm
What?! YES!!!! I'm so happy that Jasmine is not leaving American Idol tonight! (With only the girls left, disco week next week will be a blast!)

9:05 pm
How am I going to spend my summer without The OC? Even though Mischa is such a diva now, I actually feel sorry for Marissa tonight... Oh and note to self: Find out what song they're playing in the background..

9:20 pm
Stop being so nice to Teresa! You don't even know if that's your baby Ryan! It could be Eddie's but apparently everyone has forgotten about him seeing as though his name was brought up all of once tonight!

9:30 pm
Holy Days of Our Lives sighting! The guy who gave Seth money for his sailboat played Philip on Days! (Not that I watch soap operas or anything...)

9:35 pm
Benjamin McKenzie's acting has not changed the entire season of The OC. Shed a damn tear or something man! You knocked up your ex and now you have to leave your current girlfriend all by herself! Do you not have any emotions Ryan?

(Okay, here is where it gets dizzy... follow closely people!)
9:49 pm
I don't understand Caleb's big losing money storyline... Profits, property value, lawyers? Huh? I'm so confused!! I thought The OC was just about like cheating boyfriends and fistfights and stuff...?

9:50 pm
So... does this mean we have to start calling Julie Cooper, Julie Nichol? Cuz I don't think I can do that. I mean, she IS Julie Cooper. Well maybe I can call her, hor?

9:51 pm
What? Ryan's leaving? But the girl who plays Teresa signed on for another show next season on FOX! Ryan, you have no future with Teresa! She's leaving The OC for "Boarding House: North Shore!"

9:52 pm
Damn. Friends special on Dateline NBC! Noooo! What to watch? What to watch?!

9:53 pm
Okay Tim, focus. Concentrate. You can catch the rest of Dateline later. Concentrate on The OC....

9:54 pm
Awww... I totally knew Seth named his boat after Summer! Awww.....

9:55 pm
Tim's mom: Hey kids!!! I'm home!!!
Tim: Shut up! Shhhh!
Tim's mom: Don't talk to me like that!
Tim: SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (turns up the volume on TV)

9:56 pm
OMG! The writers are SO good! Ryan is wearing the exact same outfit he wore when he arrived in the OC and now he's wearing it as he's leaving! Oh man. And Ryan's driving away in an old car while Marissa gets picked up in a limo? The symbolism! The irony! The OC writers are SO good!

9:57 pm
The OC writers are SO stupid! Why is Marissa drinking again? Way to ruin a sappy moment!

9:58 pm
This is soooo sad... I love this song that they're playing.. although the last time I heard it was in Shrek.... whatever, still soooo sad...

9:59 pm
Seth? Where are you going? Isn't this whole running away on a boat for the summer thing sorta like what happend with Pacey and Joey on Dawson's Creek?

9:59:50 pm
I can't wait till the guy says "stay tuned for scenes from the next OC!" Oh no! He's not saying it! It's the season finale! Noooo! What am I going to do?! My life is over as we know it!!!

10:00 pm
Alright, now for the Friends special on Dateline NBC!




posted by Tim at 11:31 PM