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Wow. Being Jewish sounds fun. Well, not the family rituals or prayers or eating unleavned food or reading from that book or boys wearing that thing on their head part... but everything else sounds fun. (I mean, how great was Summer trying to "out-Jew" Seth?) But then again, I dunno if I'm really cut out to be Jewish... so to speak ;)

But Marissa, Marissa, Marissa. The following is an almost literal transcript of the thoughts in my head during the OC tonight:

I hate you Marissa! You're so annoying!
Stop with the crying already! There aren't even tears coming out faker!
I hate you Marissa! Quit whining and pouting!
Do you HAVE to be so anorexic Mischa!
Eww.. why are you taking off your shirt in front of Enrique, I mean, Ryan?
I hate you and your bad acting!
Stop pushing Ryan away Marissa! You're SO mean!
I hate you Marissa! So stupid!
Omg... Marissa? Are you crying? No... it's not your fault honey. Aww... are those real tears? No no, you can stay wherever you want... You don't have to run anymore... yes, Luke IS a jerk! That's it, go on - give Ryan a hug... he'll take care of you. It'll be okay sweetie...
I love you Marissa!




posted by Tim at 10:59 PM