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Quick, somebody get me a mirror! I think my face is permanantly distorted from all the cringing I did during tonight's episode of American Idol. Like when John Preator "sang," I started feeling bad cuz I thought my neighbour's cat was dying. And I hate cats. But now I hate John Preator more. And George Huff? He was Huff-ing and puffing like he had been given one too many cigarettes in the retirement home he lives in. And poor poor Lisa Wilson. She's the "model" who kept frolicking in the pool instead of practising during the auditions? As if Boobs didn't know what Simon meant when he said he'd never "seen a mouth open that wide before!" She knows exactly what he means... "Lisa, a train could've driven into that mouth," exclaims Simon. "Oh I've had bigger," replies Lisa.

Now my favourite part of American Idol is the shot of the parents right after their kid has finished singing. One second they're clapping and flashing their big smiles at the camera and the next, a frantic look of fear has come across their face as they turn to the right in anticipation of the judges' comments. (Okay, it's hard to describe, but I hope you know what part I'm talking about...) It's also so cheesy how the parents make loud "boo!" noises immediately after Simon says something. It's like they're twelve years old all over again and they think booing will make a difference.

Anyway, my picks: Susie (a.k.a. Sarah Taylor a.k.a. the new muchmusic VJ... check out the link, the ressemblance is uncanny) and Jasmine because she sorta looks Chinese and because she had a flower in her hair.

posted by Tim at 9:22 PM