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I've realized that it is wrong, as an "average joe" myself, to be making fun of the geeks on AJ: Hawaii. So I will stop making fun of them in this blogspot... after tonight. Because I can't contain my sheer joy that David (a.k.a. Carrot Top) was finally eliminated! Larissa totally did the "pat pat on the back" hug as opposed to the "pull your hips in toward mine" hug and still, David thought they shared a "connection." Right... "I'm glad we'll still be friends," he says, giving Larissa his number back home. "Sure..." says Larissa, glad she finally found a piece of paper to spit her gum out in.

Yet in the strange world that is reality TV, Carrot Top's elimination wasn't the most groan-inducing. Rather, that would be a toss-up between "hot guy" Jerry and the "B-team's" Michael. Jerry looks like he's from an exotic locale in the Mediterranean or something, yet opens his mouth to the most obvious hick accent this side of Altus! Jerry sounds like someone you'd hear on a Jeff Foxworthy "redneck" special! You know you're a redneck when you auditioned for Average Joe instead of King of the Hill. As for Michael, I swear the producers manipulate the interview comments right after the contestants are eliminated. How else to explain this line?: "Larissa made me realize that I like being with girls." As opposed to... being with boys? Eww.

Next week: Literally, the most "explosive" episode ever! I thought I saw fireworks and I ain't talking make-out sessions!
posted by Tim at 11:39 PM