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The Simple Life is my new favourite show! Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are gonna make Jessica Simpson look like a Rhodes Scholar. Don't believe me? Here are some ditzy ditties from tonight's episode:

Paris: "What's Walmart? Is that where they buy, like, walls?"

Wife: "And that's our water well over there..."
Paris: "A what? What's a well?"

Nicole: "What do you guys do for fun around here?"
Teenage boy: "Um..."
Nicole: "We should have a threesome!"
Paris: "And capture it on camera!"

(Okay, I made that last Paris quote up... but Nicole really did say she wanted to have a threesome with the farmer's son - that I did not make up!)

The Simple Life - catch it Tues and Weds. on CTV/FOX
posted by Tim at 9:31 PM