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I once had a roommate that looked like Clark Kent. I miss Sam. And I miss Clark too. Because new, "red kryptonite" Clark was so damn annoying in the season premiere.

So apparently there's a shortage of shirts in Smallville this week because Clark keeps ripping them off to reveal his "chiseled" chest. And by chiseled I mean the "S" superman logo is beginning to form. Only on Smallville, no one knows who "superman" is yet, so shhh! Oh and Lex is shirtless too because he's stranded on some island with Tom Hanks from "Cast Away." Damn Lana, take off that blouse already!

Anyway, there really wasn't anything else of note in tonight's episode. Well, maybe Chloe's new haircut, preparing her for an upcoming lesbian storyline maybe? Oh and Dr. Helen wasn't dead - she survived and was last seen walking smugly into her newly inherited mansion. Lionel accused her of setting Lex up and killing him which probably means he's the one who actually did it and she just somehow survived. Besides, we're spose to believe she's evil by the way she waltzed into the room carrying a ton of shopping bags... which means she probably just lost all her clothes in the plane crash and not that she's a femme fatale. Oh and the ending was one of those "to be continued" thingys. Clever twist on Survivor Lex's storyline. Not so clever twist on Superdad Jonathan. See you next week for the conclusion to this season premiere!
posted by Tim at 12:50 AM