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I hate Clay. Like hate him. My best friend's mom cries whenever he sings. I do too, but for completely opposite reasons. He closes his eyes and pretends to be humble but then opens them to reveal that "I know I'm good" smirk on his face. He oversings. He has no "normal" middle range and resorts to belting out every single song. He totally exaggerates his gestures. He has one eyelid bigger than the other. He flutters his eyelashes like a girl and then mouthes "thank you" as if speaking to a little baby. He thinks he's sexy when people cheer his hip twitching, not realizing that they are laughing at his ridiculous attempt to be well.. hip. He thinks Simon telling him he's a broadway star is a diss instead of accepting it as a fated compliment. He thinks he's the next American Idol. Well he isn't. And god help us if he is.
posted by Tim at 9:23 PM